DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t
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in the middle of class, something starts going “ONION. ONION. ONION. ONION” loudly. an embarrassed student leaves the classroom and answers his phone. it is an onion ring
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